On the one hand, Republicans are all like "I don't want any help from the government. Screw those programs", so that's kind of manly.
On the other hand, Republicans are also like "Oh no, people are killing unborn fetuses. This makes me cry. Won't someone please think of the microscopic 3-month fetuses", so that's not very manly.
On the third hand, Republican's are like "I just can't take it if gays get married. It ruins my marriage because I can't stop thinking about those gays and their wedding dresses. Seriously, back off you *****es, marriage is mine, all mine *snaps fingers*", so...that's not very manly.
So hmm...I'm leaning 2-1 against Republicans so far.
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