From: foolm0ron | #005
front...shirt...pocket....?
holy **** you're nerdy
Anyways, how much change are you carrying that you need both front pockets for keys/change? Unless you're wearing girl jeans, each front pocket is big enough to hold a big bundle of keys and a phone, and obviously your wallet has to go in the front too or else you're gonna get pickpocketed.
His shirts have pockets in them. He's going to get mugged by the school bully no matter where he puts his wallet.
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