From: TheKnightOfNee | #025
I couldn't find a condom the first time so I just wrapped myself up in some tinfoil
Likewise, I also couldn't find a girl, so I just stuck it in a turkey sandwich.
Afterwards, I wrapped the sandwich up in the tinfoil and I had myself a lunch for the next day.
Lost it.
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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to lynch people."