Now on a lighter note, I'm nearly done with my Smurf requirements for a free champion.
For those who are also looking for free stuff, here is
Biolizard's Guide to Smurfing the System
1. You should already know how to refer a friend but if not... well, look at the referral section on the site. Follow the referral link you're assigned and make a person. You need an email address for each, I'm pretty sure, but if you can remember an old one you never use, that's fine to. It only needs to be valid and you don't need to confirm anything.
2. Log in to your smurf.
3. Go directly to battle training and select Ashe as your champion. Summoner spells can be whatever, but I like ghost/revive. Ignore all secondary objectives.
4. Start with Doran's Blade and go mid. Pick Ashe's W to start. Soraka Bot also goes mid, but the bots are completely incompetent so Yi Bot can defend top by himself, maybe lose one turret. You will never be in serious danger of losing.
5. Farm as usual. If Nasus pushes out, and he does, often. Attack him. He will not move until he's about to die. If he escapes, he will try to recall directly behind his turret most of the time. W and tag him, then get out of the turret's range. Between this and minion farming, you'll have massive gold. If the turret hasn't fallen by five minutes, you're doing it wrong. All of the turrets in battle training have lower HP than normal.
6. Do what you can with the second turret and/or recall. Stack Doran's, but not before buying Berserker Greaves. Take out the turrets, still killing the foolish Nasus bot. Soraka will keep you sustained. The inhib will fall shortly. The nexus turrets are a joke and will fall in 6 or so attacks.
7. Target the nexus and stop for nobody. Do not attack minions or bots. You will attack the nexus. Constantly. You will die. Revive and make a run back to the nexus and finish what you started. You should finish in 15 minutes, 20 tops. You will have 450+ IP and be half way to level 3 from base 1.
8. From there, either go back to battle training to get not insane EXP or go to vs AI for moderate enjoyment. Repeat until level 5.
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I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo
Now this is entertainment!