Hypothetical situation.
You swear that whenever you have sex with a girl when you're piss drunk, you will write down "I JUST HAD SEX" on your hand. You wake up and see this, but you don't remember anything ever happening. You can verify that your drunk ass self knew what was going on, but it's a complete mystery to you. Does it count?
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I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo
Now this is entertainment!