I was mad bro 2 nights ago. I probably pissed off neighbors when I was punching the wall. f***ing online poker wasn't going the way I wanted it to. Even though I was probably too drunk to be playing and it wasn't for real money anyway, I was failing to live up to the standards I had reasonably set for myself and that made me furious.
Also, I watched a program about strange military ideas and apparently in WWII, the American government noticed "female" patterns of emotion and behavior in Hitler and devised a plan to "poison" him with estrogen, intending for it to make his 'stache to fall off and his voice to get high, which would have made him lose all credibility as a political leader, resulting in the collapse of the nazi regime. I s*** you not. We actually tried that apparently. The idea was asininine and would never work even if it was pulled off. It wasn't though. We bribed Hitler's gardener to spray estrogen-infused chemicals all over everything in the garden, but apparently the dude just took the money and dumped the chemicals.
My coworkers did not believe that story, but it's true. I saw it on a History Channel special. They didn't believe me about "cat-guided missiles" either, but then googled it and found clips from that special and were all "No way! That's real? Does this mean all the crazy lies you make up were actually true?" I said yes, but they were joking. Still it was funny that just another "completely bulls***" story I told was actually the truth and they were so surprised.
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)