I had a dream I went to the movies and ordered a bucket of rice to eat. When I woke up, I was kind of disappointed that it was only a dream. How come they don't do that in real life?
I mean, rice and popcorn are very similar. They're both fluffy, salty, and buttery. Sure, you eat popcorn with your hands, which makes it easier to snack on, but you could provide a spork or whatever with every purchase of rice. And you could have toppings too. Just like you'd add ketchup and mustard to a hot dog, you could have dispensers filled with beef broth and beans.
Man, this is such a good idea.
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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan