5 - Never letting go of Cartman's hand in "Super Fun Time"
4 - Singing "What What, in the Butt" in "Canada on Strike"
3 - Shooting people in the d***s in "The China Probrem"
2 - Becoming a pimp in "Butters's Bottom B****"
1 - Searching for his precious (porn) in "Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
HM - Attempting to suck Cartman's blood in "The Ungroundable"
HM - Going to a camp about his bi-curiosity in "Cartman Sucks"
HM - Kicking Nelly where he thinks her balls should be in "The List"
HM - Being queefed on in "Eat, Pray, Queef"
HM - Going to therapy for multiple personalities in "City Sushi"
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