that's as good a reason as any.
I saw videos of a dude who got pulled over for DUI and it was not only obvious he'd been driving drunk but he was naked too. The cop asked him why he wasn't wearing anything at all and his answer was "It's just one of those things..."
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)