^ Death via Janet, the once mild-mannered old churchhand who grew enraged when she believed someone had hacked her friend Martha's account and was using it to humiliate her and ruin the upcoming church event. Then something in her snapped and she Hulked out,tracked you down and clubbed you to death with a shillelagh (an Irish beat stick)!
(Boy am I gonna be embarrassed if I've got the wrong guy)
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