today on pawn stars
"hey rick ive got a great item for you today, its the first ever bible ever made, yep the very first one"
"wow thats great ive gotta have it, what do you want for it?"
"probably about 2 million, its low I know but I really love your show so im willing to part for a little less"
"oh i dunno man, theres not really much of a market for ancient bibles, it'll just be sitting around in my shop for months until I give it to someone for way less then that, plus it takes up too much shelf space, you gotta conserve the shelf space, i'll give you $5 for it"
"oh...are you sure you cant go a little higher, maybe like $10"
"no"
"oh...well...okay then i guess $5 is fair"
*queue faked interview where the person has to pretend to be happy about getting ripped off on national tv*
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