5 -Pranking South Park-audiences with "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" (top five episode)
4 -Singing "Uncle F***er" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
3 -Slapping Brook Shields in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" (me and my buddy reference this all the friking time)
2 -Phillip performing Hamlet in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
1 -Setting the World Canadian Bureau's president adrift while yelling at him ("I'm not your buddy/pal/etc, buddy/pal/etc.!") in "Canada on Strike"
HM -Terrance getting with his groupies in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
HM -Farting, first seen in "Death"