thundersheep posted...
I wouldn't even feel that bad if it was just one person that saw me and that was it.. But i'm pretty sure he wasn't the only one in the yard (just the only one looking in my direction) and there is absolutely no way that he doesn't tell everybody he knows.
I can literally hear talking and laughing coming from that side right now, but my window is closed so it's all muffled. As much as I'd like to hear what they're saying.. I'd have to roll up my blinds to open it, and that just isn't going to happen.
Slowly roll up your blinds while you're naked, so that the first thing they see is your mammoth package as the blinds slowly rise and rise until your face is finally revealed, carefully staring. Remain still for several seconds, then slowly lower the blinds back down.
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