5 - Taking over states in a drunken stupor in "The Red Badge of Gayness"
4 - Smuggling fireworks in "Summer Sucks"
3 - "My god son, that's dangerous! You almost spilled your beer." in "Volcano"
2 - Hunting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
1 - Killing Scuzzlebutt in "Volcano"
HM -Teaching Stan how to hunt in "Volcano"
HM - Watching and rubbing one out to a topless neighbor in "Marjorine"
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