Sir Jawarius Maegos, the world's deadliest florist, charges down the shortcut dual-wielding a matched set of weapons-grade Begonias. Upon seeing the party, he warily sheathes the left flower and swaps it for a shield made from daisy chains interwoven so densely that they form a material akin to adamantium, only with a much fresher scent.
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"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father before me, I am an accountant"
Nothing is true. Everything is tax-deductible