Ragan: "Here's another gameplay move that I recommend, that gets the 'Ragan Seal of Approval'. If somebody were to compliment one of your fellow house guests - can we have an example?"
Hayden: "My, Ragan, you look good tonight-"
Ragan: "-Don't take that as an opportunity to say "Oh yeah Ragan, you do look good tonight. By the way, I was a fashion model for several years, and people used to tell me I look good all the time. In fact, in my high school, I was voted 'Most Likely to Look Good', and I'm one of the best looking people who went there, and, by the way, I used to be really into fashion-" for FORTY MINUTES LONG."
Brit: "Sometimes, it doesn't need to be all about you. And I think that one of the best tips I can personally give is when you're coming into the house, you may find it in your strategy to lie about yourself. For instance, lying about your profession. Make sure that you work on the story a few times. Because after attesting you're a swim coach, astronaut-in-training, Red Bull salesperson-"
Hayden: "-Sushi chef-"
Matt: "-Lawyer-"
Britt: "-Science curriculum writer-"
Ragan: "-Substitute teacher-"
Hayden: "-Stripper-"
Ragan: "-A barefoot marathon runner-"
Hayden: "-MacGyver-"
Brit: "-You might wanna figure out which one or two of those career paths would be best, because... at the age of 30, it'll be a little hard for your fellow house guests to believe that you have spent time dabbling in all of these many career pools. And it just makes you look like a moron."
Haydne: "Or like a genius... in Rachel's eyes."
Matt: "If you might excuse me, I have to go to my H Toe H room and get more water, so I'll be right back. Thanks for having me on your show."
Ragan: "Thank you!"
Brit: "Thank you Matt."
Hayden: "We'll be talking to you real soon, Matt. Feel free to come back and join the show anytime."
Ragan: "That was awesome."
Brit: "That was toetally awesome."
Hayden: "What's the name of the show?"
Ragan: "'Big Brother Tips'? No, it's gotta be catchier than that."
Brit: "Just the Tip'?"
Ragan: "Haha, I like it."
Brit: "Just the Tip' on Big Brother 12."
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