There should be a full stop on the end of that last sentence, buddy. And the only "pro" rallier is the Rally Man himself, Whiskey Nick...even though he may be one of the most horrific liars on this earth, his talents will be useful for this match. I carried him for most of our reign so I expect him to start pulling his weight when his talents get put to good use.
In any case, corrupt? No. I might be the only FAIR GM this company has ever seen. I am more creative than Jakyl. I am more objective than Icehawk. I care more than Dante. I am not the king of ruining everything like Tom. These peons are nothing compared to the work I've done for UCA and the stuff I have innovated. Their legacy was only a prologue to what I have accomplished, and what I will accomplish - murdering the dark corners of UCA and remaking it in my own image.
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