But there is a person I despise even more than Nick...and that's Sir Chris. So, yeah, a No Holds Barred match might be Chris' domain. But Nick has rallying experience too and I refuse to lose my titles to them and the rest of that stable of scumbags, the XFL.
So I suppose it's time for the first ever edition of XIII DICTATES.
I dictate that we will not lose the tag titles on Combat. We will not "lose" them ever. We will drop those titles when we are damn well ready. When our Merchandise Contract runs out - because for as much of a douchebag as Nick is, WotR deserve the tag titles more than anybody else in the world. Yes, the f***ing world. You know why? Because WotR includes me. The best GM in the world. The best epop wrestler in the world. The very best this planet has to offer.
And I will punish the UCA by holding those titles for as long as I can.
You guys are all morons so I'll just give you the tl;dr version.
-I've put up with so much crap from you guys and I'm done with it.
-Yeah. I attacked Tom and framed Drak for it because Chris/Drak didn't deserve a shot at our titles.
-Nick is a traitorous douche, but I will defend those titles with my life because for as bad as he is, the XFL is worse.
Quoting this for prosterity because god knows you guys need to feel the truth.
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