So my mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday next week, and I directed her to this:
Since A) it's the Cancer symbol and B) Karkat is the best troll ever.
She refuses to buy a necklace that, she claims, represents 69ing.
Oh well $20 well spent on my behalf.
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