Sweet and innocent? Yeah right. Think about what uu considers "kinky" porn, then consider these statements by Calliope:
UU: yoU woUldn't even Understand it!
UU: my species has a completely different Understanding of romance than yoU do.
UU: it woUld probably offend yoU deeply. it might even sicken yoU!
You are now aware that UU's "romantic" shipping fanfiction consists of lots and lots of violent rape.