Well that was certainly an update. Let's see.
Jane's dreamself is dead, right? Unless she did some Lifey Thing to not be dead. ...you know what, Jane is probably going to be okay. Between Life powers and probable corpse smooching, I'm not worried about her.
Jake is probably severely concussed, but when has that ever stopped him before? More distressing is the disappearance of Lil' Seb. He will be missed. :(
Roxy still has a dreamself, so if Dirk can get over to her for a smooch (or one of the carapacians could do it, I guess) she should be fine.
Dirk just pulled off a 2x Unconscious Combo and tossed Lil' Cal into the drink for good measure. I don't think he's quite as good at this whole mastermind thing as he thinks he is.
And yeah, uu is pretty much Lord English.
So is that everything that just happened?
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