CM Punk told a great little tale about how he hates dealing with the media on Colt's podcast last week.
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"So this prep guy for the media appearance comes up to me and he says, 'Don't take this the wrong way, but man you guys get smaller every year!' to which I replied "Don't take this the wrong way, but you media prep guys get uglier and stupider every year!'"
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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