From: sonten1 | #216
the briefcase is going to turn him heel
If we all keep throwing heel turn guesses at John Cena, one of them has to stick eventually.
Although I'm partial to the idea that he comes out and cuts a promo along the lines of:
You know what? Yeah! I f***ed Mickie James! I f***ed her, and then I f***ed her fiancee out of a job! That piece of ass wasn't even worth the effort, though. I've had better pieces of ass pulled randomly out of the audience after shows. But you know who was a really good piece of ass? Melina. [Looks directly into the camera and waves.] Hey, JoMo! Almost liked that guy enough to not have him fired, too. Almost.
[John Cena looks in shock towards the ramp as the crowd goes wild. The music continues for a while and no one comes out. The crowd quiets down and Cena starts laughing.]
Ahahaha! You people are so stupid! See, when I want somebody fired? They're fired! That's it; that's all there is to it. I could have everyone I want fired! Sheamus? Dude better not get on my bad side. Daniel Bryan? YES! YES! YES I COULD HAVE HIM OUT OF HERE IN A HEARTBEAT! Zack Ryder? Woo Woo Woo, You Know Why He Hasn't Been On TV Lately. CM Punk? Even CM Punk?
[The crowd starts chanting for CM Punk.]
... You people need to learn something really fast. I AM THIS COMPANY! Vince knows the WWE is nothing without me, and so I get what I want! So if I go back there right now, I call up Vince and I say "Hey Vince, CM Punk's gotta go or I'm walking out tomorrow," CM Punk will disappear before you can-
[He comes out to the explosion of the crowd, etc, big money match at next PPV.]
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