5 - Watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
4 - Being rejected for being rich in "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
3 - Convincing Stan he doesn't get Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
2 - Hitting Cartman at the end of "Christian Rock Hard"
1 - Going for Wendy after she broke up with Stan in "Raisins"
HM - Laughing alone at Tyler Perry in "Funnybot"
HM - Acting whiter for the camera in "Quest for Ratings"
HM - Looking for a talent agency in "Wing"
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.