My diary's in early March 2012, having started in Oct. '11, which means we're gearing up for WRESTLEMANIA! :O
CURRENT CHAMPIONS
WWE: CM Punk
Thanks in part to some shady assistance from new recruit Andy Leavine, the leader of the nWo claimed the belt from Del Rio in the Elimination Chamber. He'll be defending against Daniel Bryan, who stuck to his word about using MitB for Wrestlemania!
US: Heath Slater
Slater won the title from Dolph Ziggler in a triple threat on Raw that also featured his perennial rival, Justin Gabriel. The slow-burning feud will finally erupt into a one-on-one title match at Wrestlemania, but in the meantime, Slater's adopted realverse Bryan's YES gimmick.
Raw GM and CoO: Triple H
Despite an attempted coup from Laurinitis, HHH has maintained control of the company. He's got his hands full running Raw, though- Cena's doing his best to start a brand war, and Punk and the nWo are subverting HHH's authority at every turn!
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WHC: Sheamus
Sheamus finally ended the reign of Mark Henry at the Royal Rumble, and will be re-igniting his old feud with Rumble winner Christian. Sheamus has foiled Christian and his lackey Brodus Clay on multiple occasions, but will ONE MORE MATCH give us a different outcome?
IC: Cody Rhodes
Cody is doing his darnedest to bring legitimacy and prestige back to the IC title, which he is close to having for a record amount of time. He is currently without a challenger for WM, but if the past is any indicator, he'll be happy to pick a fight just to get the belt some exposure.
SD GM: The Rock
Rock has been brought back full time, and HHH has delegated control of the blue brand to him. Rock's done a solid job so far, despite his personal issues with Cena getting in the way.
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Tag Team Titles: The Hart Dynasty
The tag division has really heated up of late, and the Harts have been on fire, recently taking the belts off Nash and X-Pac.
Divas' Title: Beth Phoenix
Beth is looking virtually unstoppable, especially when Natalya is around for backup.
NXT GM: Vince McMahon
Because I needed somebody to do it and he's not doing much these days.
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OTHER ANGLES
nWo: Punk has brought back the nWo and filled it out with Nash, X-Pac, Masters, Serena, and most recently Leavine. They're running rampant and spreading anarchy and unrest on Raw!
ONCE IN A LIFETIME: Cena and Rock's yearlong feud is reaching a boiling point, or at least a simmer. Cena's re-united Cryme Tyme to use as his pawns, and seems to be trying to wreck Smackdown to get in the Great One's head.
MONEY IN THE BANK: It's coming back for this Wrestlemania as a single-brand affair. So far the only confirmed entrants are Masters and Chavo.
WAR CAN SUCK IT: Andy Leavine seems to have some sort of beef with Chris Jericho, and veterans in general. Jericho didn't so much care until Leavine forced himself into the Elimination Chamber with the sole extent of spoiling Jericho's chances and selling out to the nWo to aid Punk.
Not Yo' Momma's Yoga: DDP has come back to spread the magic of DDPYOGA. He's taken Khali under his wing as his first disciple.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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