looked through and... yeah, we don't have any like that. the examples that come to mind are.... that random guy in YYH at the start of the sensui saga who Kurama beats. plays a letter + word game.
then there's stuff like FFTA's Judgemaster Cid.
or the runes guy from Fairy Tail.
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