Hmmm
I completely misinterpreted how the rules of this contest operated; I thought a person controlled their character. I was going to play this for laughs with a string of crappy MSpaint comics as an attack mode, altering people's commands as a defense, and screwing up pretty much every match in an increasingly typo-ridden and spectacular fashion, thus losing constantly.
Given the actual format I don't see how this could work out. Ah well such is life
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