ImTheMacheteGuy posted...And the stuff she makes is even better than Domino's lava cakes! And it's all free for me.
as someone who used to work at a Dominos, I say no s*** she makes better stuff >_> (and that's based on the fact that lava cakes are pretty much the best thing dominos does)
also, pics of her plz >_>
Are you saying the lava cakes aren't delicious?
Heathen.
I'm saying dominos is utter s*** but lava cakes are the closest thing to a silver lining that c***sucker of a company could ever produce. Don't get me wrong, they were delicious and I ate many of them... but they were produced by dominos. That company believes in the human soul, whether or not such a thing exists... and they will stop at nothing not just to prove that it's real, but to own every one of them. They won't get mine. It's wired to explode.
I'm drunkenly rambling and making little sense, but believe me, if I had never worked for a dominos, I would not be as drunk and I'd certainly make more sense. That place f***s with you. I have people still there that say things that worry me. I should be the one saying things that worry people, but I'm not. Therefore, something is wrong
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)