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[At the end of Mister_America's domination of Haguile, Rad Link suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stares down both competitors for a few seconds, and then slides out the other side of the ring, ending up with his back towards the announce table. He backs up from the ring, watching the two men in it intently, until he's close enough to suddenly turn around and grab Nee from his seat. He pulls the headset off Nee and yanks him over the table. Rad Link slams him into the steel steps and brutally assaults him outside the ring, finally delivering the Hyperlink to him. Rad goes over to where the microphones are held and grabs one.]

Congratulations, Nee! Congratulations on saving the UCA Heavyweight Championship! Yeah, you're a real hero! Hey, tell me Nee! What do you do in your spare time? Huh? Donate time to non-profit organizations? Build houses for lower class families with no source of income? Tutor struggling inner city students? Huh, Nee? Or do you just spend a lot of time in the woods with bears?

You're a sociopath, Nee! You see, I was like everyone here at first! I thought there was no way "The Fan Favorite" would hire a bear to try and destroy my career! It had to be that jealous Rock! The one who's been disrespectful to me from day one, when I came into this company and set him on his path to stardom! But the thing is, Nee, Rock's been busy! He hadn't even been showing up to UCA! He's really been pouring his time into that B8CW project of his, and I don't think he would have noticed if UCA had disappeared entirely!

And here's what really got me suspicious, Nee. It seemed too obvious. Why were all the clues pointing towards TheRock? TheRock's not that stupid! If it were really him, he'd definitely cover his tracks better. Oh, you had me fooled for a while, Nee. I kept putting the clues you laid out for me together, and I kept coming right back to Rock. It was like it was all set up for me to restart my feud with that man! It was like... it was like it was all set up for me, Nee.

Nee, I can't challenge you at Night of Champions. I've never held either of the titles you wear sickeningly around your demented waist. But I can make your life a living hell. And considering that's exactly what you did to me? I'm all too happy to do it to you.

BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!

[A chorus of boos rain down from the audience for the assault on the fan favorite.]

... I SAID BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!

[The boos get even louder. Rad Link shoots an outraged look at the fans.]

... I'M RAD LINK 5, AND I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!

[Rad Link delivers a hard kick to Nee's head before leaving, being assailed by boos.]

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