Paul Heyman got into Lita's underwear. What is this part of the angle for again. Brock Lesnar has been destroying Matt Hardy lately. Oh, he hasn't even had an official match yet.
Jeff Hardy vs. Brock Lesnar
Lesnar doesn't climb up the ring apron, he keeps jumping onto it. He's suplexing Jeff and Jeff's flying through the air.
Jeff going for some desperate flying kicks, Lesnar is down. Swanton, but Lesnar kicks out.
Outside Jeff grabs a chair but he's caught, Lesnar with his finisher, the F5 but it doesn't have a name yet. Three powerbombs after this, and the ref calls the match after this. Lesnar too strong to even have to pin.
Edge recently got a huge upset on Angle. Edge calls back to those days when he and Angle were "friends". Haha, Edge is great with his insults.
Oh man Edge is back to his old theme. Thank god.
Kurt Angle vs. Edge
"Angle sucks" chants going right away, those fans are gonna tell him he sucks as much as they can.
A few chops from both gets some WOOOOOs. Angle keeps going for those suplexes. Here's a headlock resthold so we can get more suplexes. And Edge even uses one too.
Edge sets up for a suplex again, no, he drops Angle on his face and a two count. And once more. Almost an ankle lock, instead we get a trio of suplexes.
Another suplex try by Edge, this one did not look good. Angle lands right on his head.
Both guys try going for finishers, finally an olympic slam. Edge kicks out of it. Ankle lock and Edge rolls over into a rollup! Two count though.
Angle gets a chair, he somehow hits himself in the face. Edge with the cover and Angle kicks out?! Spear coming, Angle kicks Edge first and then an olympic slam to win.
Tazz is stuck in WWF New York. He's gonna interview fans here, why are so many of them British?
Chris Jericho isn't even supposed to wrestle and his music is playing. He's mad about not having a match, Billy Kidman and Maven have matches. He's gonna stop Hulkamania too.
Oh hey Eddie's back again. Did he almost fall off the ropes during his entrance?
Lawler wants to settle who did the frog splash first. JR says it was D-Lo.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rob Van Dam
RVD going for a bunch of quick moves early, he tosses Eddie and he almost flies the entire length of the ring, wow.
Eddie's going for a superplex and RVD jumps out of the ring to hangman Eddie on the ropes. RVD is doing all the flips he can fit in, and Eddie's countering moves into quick rollup covers.
Spinning heel kick onto the barricades, that's a tough blow to soften. Surfboard hold from Eddie and he's pulling RVD back, that guy sure is flexible.
Eddie really working the back submission moves, slowing this down but keeping it interesting. Whoa, Eddie walks the ropes and jumps to hit a hurricanrana. Frog splash coming, RVD is up though.
Oh god, sunset flip off the corner and that fall was hard. RVD must be broken in half. Eddie grabs the belt but the ref gets hit inadvertantly. Neckbreaker on the belt, RVD is down. Frog splash and Eddie wins the intercontinental title. That was a pretty good match.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...