Edge has taken Booker T's intelligence into question. But Booker T is wearing glasses! He must be smart. He even had a high school thesis.
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA
Booker T vs. Edge
There's a sign in the crowd. "They are fighting over shampoo." haha yes
Booker T with a nice standing roundhouse kick, he ends up stepping on Edge's face on the follow through.
Missile dropkick from Booker T. He's getting in all the early offense.
Hurricanrana from Edge, oh man Booker T does not flip and that fall looks bad.
Scissor kick misses and Edge tries a cover. Edge with his own top rope kick now. Booker T leaps in the corner and turns it into a rollup, Edge coutners into a slingshot.
Booker T with a superkick and here comes the spinaroonie! Scissor kick!
Bookend is broken out of and here's a spear. Only a two count. Edge wants to do a spinaroonie! It looked terrible. Two missed kicks from Booker T and Edge with an Edgecution and he gets the pin. This was a fun match, these guys should get pushes.
Hurricane gives an interview and Mighty Molly is with him. She hits him with a frying pan and steals his belt with a pin! What!
Austin picked Scott Hall as his nWo guy to feud with. Spray painted 3:16 on the back.
Hall's got Nash with him at ringside.
Steve Austin vs. Scott Hall
Austin hits his Thesz press and gets Hall caught in the corner and Hall ducks out of the ring. Austin runs out to attack both Nash and Hall.
Nash takes off a turnbuckle cover, Austin goes right into it. Hall's going to work, there's that fallaway slam I haven't seen in forever. Nash is getting in some cheap shots now.
Random stunner from Austin, Nash punches the ref out. And now Nash is attacking Austin.
Austin fights out and hits stunners on both guys, still no ref around. And here comes Jack Doan with the slide of the century!
Nash takes out this ref too. Here comes a whole flock of refs to get Nash out of here. Austin wants another stunner, Hall pushes Austin into the exposed corner and hits a stunner on Austin. Austin kicks out!
Now the situation is reversed, Hall to the corner, Austin with two stunners and Austin wins. Amazing sell from Hall, he jumped five feet into the air, ha.
Fans are at the fan event. Booker T is mad he's not in the latest video game.
Why do Dudley Boyz have this awful new theme music being played live?
This Billy and Chuck theme song sure is something.
Four corners match: Dudley Boyz vs. APA vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Billy & Chuck
Billy and Chuck are trying to double team Bradshaw a bunch, looks like them vs APA is our early match pairing.
Dudleys are in now, Bradshaw gives the clothesline from hell but then takes a 3D. Dudleys pin Bradshaw and he's out.
Chuck sells a double DDT in ridiculous fashion, doing a headstand. Hardys go after the Dudleys, Stacy tries to distract Jeff with her rear.
Jeff takes a big boot from D-Von as Billy is getting all the time in the world to catch his breath. Suplex, and Jeff is caught in the corner. Now a DDT gets reversed and Jeff with a DDT and Matt's in.
Bubba misses the senton, but now the wassup is set up. But Billy stops it and throws D-Von through a table. Swanton, Bubba is pinned!
Hardys hitting all their moves, twist of fate and swanton on Chuck. Billy runs in with a fameasser though, Chuck only gets a two count.
Billy runs in with the belt and knocks out Jeff, Chuck gets the pin this time and the champs keep their titles.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...