The fans tell Kurt Angle he sucks and Angle calls the Canadian olympic figure skating medalists pathetic.
Kurt Angle vs. Kane
Angle gets in a shot using the ring bell before the bell even rings. Angle suplexes Kane like it's nothing.
Kane tries his own suplex after taking some more and Angle gets out. Trio of suplexes and man he looks like he's starting to struggle with those german suplexes on the big guy. Angle gets a clothesline from the top like Kane can sometimes do. Second try at it fails.
Here's an opening for Kane to hit all his moves. Big boot, sidewalk slam, splash in the corner, chokeslam. Angle gets the ropes during the cover.
Angle tries to pull Kane's mask off and gets the olympic slam! Kane somehow kicks out of that cover. He can't lose that mask, his face must be so horribly disfigured.
Ankle lock is on, Kane pulls himself to the ropes and up, he gets an enzuigiri on Angle.
Olympic slam coming, Kane moves and tries a tombstone, Angle with a rollup. His feet are on the ropes after some awkward transition move and he gets the pin.
Hurricane is wandering around with the hardcore belt. He hears people and goes into hiding. It's a bunch of girls, are they Godfather's ho's? Hurricane's holding a broom and oh man is he holding that in the wrong way.
Undertaker has another WCW guy to bury tonight. It's Ric Flair. And oh yeah it's Wrestlemania. Knowing the streak makes these matches a little less entertaining. <_<
He wanted a match with Flair and beat up Flair's son and Arn Anderson. Flair lost his booking power for now because of this match.
No disqualification: Undertaker vs. Ric Flair
They both tumble over the announce table and Ric Flair is punching away. I think the first 20-30 attacks in this match are all punches.
Some fan is trying to hard to sell for Flair. Flair goes into the stairs and he yells "Man that's gotta hurt!" Ha.
Flair takes a big boot on the apron and ends up on the floor. Is Taker's cheek bleeding? I think so. Taker with a bunch of punches and Flair is busted open. He's always busted open.
Taker's going to work here, getting in all the attacks. Superplex off the top corner! Taker lifts up his cover at the two count just to do more damage.
Again Taker lifts up a cover. Flair's fighting back with some chops. WOOOO. Flair gets the lead pipe and knocks down Undertaker with it. A couple more shots and away goes the pipe.
Flair walks into a choke, but he kicks a low blow. Figure four leg lock! Taker just forces his way out and gets a chokeslam.
Undertaker is mad and he just knocks out the ref, Charles Robinson. Arn Anderson is here and he gives Taker a spinebuster! Taker kicks out though.
Taker is going after Anderson, Flair's got a chair and gives Taker a few shots with it. Taker gets a big boot and Flair won't go up for the last ride. So Taker does a tombstone and Flair is out.
Ha, Taker's music started before the three count even came. Jumping the gun a bit there.
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