Somehow HHH's title shot from the rumble is on the line here against Angle. Also Stephanie and HHH are having marriage trouble oh gee oh no i'm so concerned stephanie gonna have a baby
oh no stephanie's not really having a baby it was all a ruse what drama oh gee golly
Stephanie is also guest referee because we didn't have enough of her from all those clips.
Kurt Angle vs. HHH
Angle's trying the rollup early while HHH is distracted. HHH is yapping with Stephanie a lot, boy I sure hope this whole match is HHH/Stephanie drama.
Stephanie is an awful ref, both guys are down and it takes her forever to start counting. Oh and lol Angle accidentally clotheslines her right over the top rope and she's dead.
Out come three refs, probably replacements. Oh, they're just checking on Stephanie. Finally a replacement, no hijinx while the ref was out? Hmm.
Suplex trio from Angle, this is such a long series of moves every time. The crowd's chanting "Angle sucks". Angle uses more suplexes.
HHH is starting to get in his moves, after a facebuster Angle goes for a walk. Wait, Angle just runs and knocks down Tim White. Low blow on HHH and Stephanie runs back out. Can't get the count in time though.
Ankle lock, HHH kicks off Angle and another ref bump, Stephanie's dead again. Tim White's knocked down again before he's even back up.
Angle grabs a chair, HHH ducks and gets in a pedigree. Oh here comes Tim White to count, but Stephanie kicks him out of the way at 2. HHH wants to pedigree Stephanie, here's Angle with a chair and an olympic slam. Angle wins and he's going to wrestlemania.
HHH is in the ring a couple minutes later selling the hell out of that beating. I've never heard Angle's theme go so long.
The nWo finds Rock. They want a picture with him for Hogan's son. They insult Rock, uh oh. He calls out Razor Ramon and Diesel, and tells Hogan to eat his vitamins.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...