nWo and Austin bump into each other. Scott Hall brought him beer, you mean Hall hasn't drank it all already? Austin doesn't accept the gift.
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA! Augh wait this involves Test too.
Booker T & Test vs. Tazz & Spike Dudley
Test is in keeping things boring but sometimes getting double teamed by the little guys. Now Spike is just getting beat up by both opponents for a while.
Dudley dog try just ends up with Spike tossed out of the ring. Scissor kick from Booker T and the spinaroonie! Crowd likes the spinaroonie.
Tazz finally tagged back in. Ducks a big boot and works his way out of a suplex try. Test tries a cover with his feet on the ropes and the ref sees it. Tazzmission is on and Test taps out!
Undertaker attacked Rock on a limo recently. Rock says it was an attempted career ender. Undertaker really is a dead man walking.
Brass knuckles on a pole match: Edge vs. William Regal
Edge going for the knuckles early and often. Regal knocks down Edge once and boosts himself up on Edge, good idea but it doesn't work.
Abdominal stretch on Edge and the crowd is chanting "Regal sucks". Regal gets Edge out of the ring and does a double underhook powerbomb. And Regal stretch on in the ring, Edge's mouth is all bloody.
Regal's trying the powerbomb again, on the apron this time and Edge grabs a rope and they both fall to the outside.
They're both up and by the pole, Regal gets the knuckls first but now both men fall again. Edge is gonna get them and Regal kicks the knuckles out of the ring.
Spear from Edge! No cover attempt, he wants the brass knuckles. Regal gets up and punches Edge, he had brass knuckles on too! Regal keeps his belt.
Angle and HHH are gonna fight tonight and Stephanie is guest ref.
But first Rock and Taker are feuding. Rock screwed Taker so Maven could be hardcore champ. Undertaker screwed Rock as well.
Undertaker vs. The Rock
Rock runs right to the ring to start the smackdown. Undertaker slows this thing right down and starts no-selling moves.
Big boot attempt is ducked and Taker's leg is stuck in the ropes. Out of the ring they go for some brawling, and they're near the spanish table.
One lady in the crowd is so happy to see Rock she reaches over and hugs him. Oh, and into the crowd they go. All the way to the exit doors and Rock is tosses through the doors. And back towards the ring they go, no table action.
Rock's trying to fight back but gets DDTed. Taker throws a tantrum and goes for a bear hug, the most fearsome of moves.
Now Rock's fighting back, DDT, he kicks up and wants a people's elbow. Taker gets up and goes for a chokeslam first, doesn't happen.
And here's the chokeslam. Taker takes too long to cover, Rock can kick out after 2.
Taker retreats to his motorcycle. Is he looking for a key or something? He's here for a while. Ref comes over, Taker knocks him out then grabs a pipe. And here comes Flair! Taker no sells Flair and knocks him down.
Rock's up though, sharpshooter on the Undertaker! Vince runs out too! Rock goes after Vince, Flair hits Taker with the pipe. Rock bottom on Taker, Rock wins. What a mess of a finish.
Mr. Perfect is stuck in WWF New York this time. That's unfortunate.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...