Test wants to hit on Trish. He's not so good with the ladies.
The Rock vs. Chris Jericho
Spinning heel kicks from both guys and lots of hip tosses. Jericho's the only guy of the four who's never won one of the big titles.
Jericho's got this red streak in his hair, he looks like Tatanka. Must be celebrating his Canadian Lumbee heritage.
Here's some taunting covers from Jericho and fans get the "ROCKY" chants going. Here's some Y2J chants, not nearly as loud though. Rock hits a samoan drop and gets some momentum back.
Long sleeper hold. Jericho escapes the smackdown to hit a bulldog, and he hits the lionsault! Two count on Rock. Jericho wants to argue with Hebner now, that will never work.
Crossbody almost results in a Jericho loss. Now he goes for a dive in the corner and Rock tosses him out of the ring. Jericho clears a table, hey, that's not the spanish table! He wants to rock bottom Rock, but Rock DDTs Jericho through the table! Lots of the ringside fans are swearing and it's all being picked up.
Back in the ring, Jericho works his way out of a sure rock bottom. Jericho wants to do a people's elbow but Rock grabs him with a sharpshooter! Jericho rolls and puts the sharpshooter on Rock!
After a long long time, Rock finally gets the ropes. He tries a small package! Jericho's out, and there's a rock bottom! Oh no, out runs Vince, he's talking to Hebner while Rock has a cover.
Spinebuster! People's elbow coming and Vince is in the way again. People's elbow on Jericho anyway, but he hits Rock with a low blow and rock bottoms Rock! Jericho wins!
And Austin's music immediately plays!
Chris Jericho vs. Steve Austin
Angle runs out and hits Austin with a chair already, the bell hasn't even rung yet, so I guess there's no DQ. Rock gives Jericho a rock bottom too, and I guess Rock and Angle head backstage to fight?
Jericho's up first and he almost gets a 3 count before Austin's up. JR and Lawler think this would've been the fastest championship match ever. I dunno though, it would have some fierce competition with Hogan/Yokozuna or Hogan laying down.
Austin's in the corner and Jericho's kicking away and a very loud "**** you Austin" is picked up from Jericho. Stunner try but it doesn't work.
They're outside and there are tons of chops. Jericho goes into the ringpost a couple times. Now the pads on the floor are pulled away.
Jericho wants to suplex Austin off the table onto the exposed floor but Austin fights out and knocks off Jericho. And Austin hits the suplex onto the concrete!
Here's an armbar from Jericho and he's using the ropes for leverage. He climbs to the corner and leaps into a punch. But Jericho gets a surprise rollup into the walls of Jericho! Austin's by the rope though.
Ref bump and Hebner's down. Jericho gets a low blow and a stunner on Austin.
Vince comes out with Nick Patrick, he wants Jericho to win. Ric Flair runs out to stop them and takes out Patrick but not Vince. Austin goes to beat up Vince now.
Thesz press on Jericho, and Austin puts on the walls! Jericho is tapping, there's no ref around though.
Out runs Booker T! (who has been sadly absent from this PPV) He nails Austin with a belt. Booker T doesn't work here? Oh, guess he's technically not with WWF right now, that's why he's not fighting.
Hebner's back in, Jericho gets the cover on the out Austin and he's got all the gold. It's too bad Vince stuck himself right in another storyline. Confetti falls and Austin is covered in it.
Star of the PPV: Chris Jericho
Botch of the PPV: Pretty much anything from that diva's match, holy crap. Trish's attempted bridge stands out as completely bad.
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