Okay finally moving forward again.
Vengeance 2001
How many PPVs have intros with sepia-toned footage of Freddie Blassie. Looks like the theme tonight is finding an undisputed champ.
Vince is here, fans have finally started shouting "WHAT" to people. Vince got a Rikishi stinkface, where's Rikishi been lately anyway.
Oh here's Ric Flair, been a while since he's been in the WWF. WOOOO.
TURN IT UP
Wait why is Albert with Scotty what is this
Scotty 2 Hotty & Albert vs. Test & Christian
"The hip hop hippo" what. We've also get at least another year of Test. Him and Christian are using heel tactics to keep Scotty in the ring.
Superkick from Scotty, Albert is tagged in. Christian gets swung around a bunch. Albert's dancing like he's Road Dogg.
Scotty wants a worm, but Christian is gonna do it. No, Albert with a big boot, it's ducked. Test hits a big boot. Test is knocked down, here comes the worm! Christian wants an unprettier but he's power bombed, Albert pins him.
Oh it's called the baldo bomb? Okay sure. That match was kind of a waste of Christian, I'm sure we'll be able to fill that space later with a diva's match instead.
Edge vs. William Regal
They're hyping Regal as a devious heel based on recent actions. Also he kissed a butt.
Regal hasn't been too bad yet, now he's grabbing hair and kneeing Edge's head.
Edge fighting back with a neckbreaker. Hurricanrana from off the corner. Edge does a nice bridge cover now, two count.
A spear misses and hits the stairs. Regal finds some brass knuckles too. He takes long enough, and now Edge can still kick out of things. Regal's hitting a bunch of double underhook power bombs.
Regal tries to distract the ref and get brass knuckles, Edge gets in a spear though and wins.
I just noticed the logo for this PPV is a sledgehammer, wonder if that will come into play later.
Angle won a gold medal and Flair hasn't. Angle seems real angry and Flair's like "okay sure".
Lita's gonna be a ref or something. Oh, the Hardys are gonna fight each other and Matt wants her support.
Hardys are best of friends. Oh but Matt was mad about their cage match at Survivor Series.
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
Everyone comes out to the same song.
Matt with some early taunts to show he's more of a heel in this duo. Not much high flying action yet, just some holds and slams and chops and WOOOO.
Missed leg drop from Matt, but Jeff hits one. Jeff runs up the ropes and gets pushed off, Lita steps in for a rope break and Matt is angry. Matt goes for a sunset flip but gets hurricanranad.
Jeff flips into the ring and hurts his leg somehow. Matt's going right for that leg and doing the old Jeff Jarrett taunt of pointing at the brain.
Whoops, Jeff can't flip over the rope with a hurt leg. Well, he can do enzuigiri kicks with only one good leg. Both guys try the twist of fate, neither can get it. Matt's using the ropes for leverage during a cover and Lita won't count.
What is Matt going for, a twist of fate on the top corner? Well it's stopped and Jeff hits the swanton. Matt's foot goes on the rope, Lita doesn't see it.
Trish Stratus has the hots for Rock. Rock is quite the womanizer.
Oh good now I can hear Lawler talk about Stacy Keibler.
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