Lance Storm, Bradshaw, Test, and Billy Gunn are the final four.
Billy's trying to skin the cat, he's too exhausted to pull in. Bradshaw and Lance Storm trying to push each other out, so Test pushes them both out. Test ruins everything, knocking out the best two of the final four. Billy wants a fameasser big Test big boots him out.
Test = new X-Pac
Here's a montage of... something. I can't figure out the theme. Everyone, even injured guys are in here. It's been a while since I've seen Benoit, Rikishi, and Triple H.
Booker T doesn't trust Austin.
Chyna's abandoned belt will be won by someone next.
Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline vs. Lita vs. Ivory vs. Mighty Molly vs. Jazz
Jazz is this mysterious person when she comes out, nobody knows who she is. She immediately slams Lita and now Lita has a formidable opponent.
Jacqueline hits Molly with some hard chops. WHOOO. Ivory punches Lita, that should be a tag.
Oh, everyone's in now. Lita and Jacqueline double team Jazz. Oh, but Jacqueline turns! Lita hits the twist of fate and moonsault. But now she's fighting with Jazz.
Trish and Ivory alone in the ring, Trish hits Stratusfaction and wins somehow.
We've got an hour left, is the main event really next? Well, guess the introductions will take all day. Wait, Vince is only here with 5 guys, what was all that 6 on 4 talk earlier, Vince. Jericho is so short in this lineup.
Jesus christ Vince this speech is taking forever. I guess this is his war general leading his troops to the final fight moment. He's savoring it for all its worth.
Recap video. Oh no dissention in all the ranks. Taker trying to get everyone to cooperate.
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA! YEAH IT'S BOOKER T! Ha, and he's the only Alliance guy not getting some kind of pop from fans who loved him from time as a face.
JR says Heyman could be replaced by Jim Cornette if fired! I'd be fine with Cornette coming back.
Survivor series match: Shane McMahon, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, & Steve Austin vs. The Big Show, Kane, Undertaker, Chris Jericho & The Rock
Austin and Rock square off first, Thesz press and a bunch of brawling. Rock with his own Thesz press. Shane's running in to break up every cover.
RVD and Jericho in together, lots of dodging and countering before Jericho hits an elbow. WHOOOO there's a bunch of chops in this match already too. RVD goes for a hurricanrana, Jericho catches and the walls! Shane breaks this up too.
Kane's too big for Angle, he can even leap off the top rope. Booker T's already in for the third time, he runs into a big boot from Taker. Shane breaking up more covers. Taker walks the ropes on Booker T, then they lock one arm and he lifts Booker T straight up, good show of strength by both guys. Shane breaks another cover and runs into a cameraman.
"OLD SCHOOL AGAIN" Undertaker announcing that move is so lame. Give me deadman back.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...