The tag titles need to be unified too, gonna need a cage match for this. Matt Hardy wants to keep the dream alive and he's not the best at promos.
Steel cage match: Dudley Boyz vs. Hardy Boyz
All four guys lay their belts down in the middle, and oh are they gonna actually do this as a tag match? Guess the guys in the corners can't escape.
The crowd reaction seems to imply Jeff is more popular than Matt.
Jeff gets a hot tag in after Matt takes some damage, and the tag format has been pretty much abandoned. Both Hardys trying to escape, both Dudleys catch them. Jeff gets Bubba bombed off the ropes.
Bubba tosses Jeff and it almost backfires as Jeff grabs the cage and tries to climb out! He's eventually carried over to the corner where the Dudleys perform a doomsday device. Heyman says, "What a rush!"
Hardys are both pretty much dead here. Matt gets splashed against the cage twice. But the Dudleys aren't escaping, they're just causing more damage.
Dudleys both go for splashes off the corners, they both miss. Matt's face is bleeding and he's fighting back.
Matt's trying to escape, his leg gets caught in the cage thanks to D-Von. Bubba wants tables! Nick Patrick is out of the ring and wants to stop Stacy from getting tables. She hikes up her skirt and gets the key to the cage. In goes the table!
3D through a table coming, but it's broken up. Matt climbs his way out. Jeff tries for a cover instead but it doesn't work.
Jeff is climbing to the top. D-Von's only plan is to climb on the table and lay there. Jeff can't resist! Swanton from the top of the cage! D-Von moves and Jeff goes through the table. Dudleys get a cover and get all the belts.
Paramedics have to help Jeff out of the ring after his match, he's completely out of it.
Mick Foley is in New York tonight. It's all Vince's fault and he's a joke.
Scotty's gonna be in the battle royale? Test finds out and assaults him. Oh no, who will do the worm?
The Immunity Battle Royale is next, the winner can't be fired no matter who wins. Nobody's music plays, we just hear that "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" song.
Immunity Battle Royale: Lance Storm, Justin Credible, Raven, DDP, Shawn Stasiak, Steven Richards, Billy Kidman, Tommy Dreamer, The Hurricane, Test, Bradshaw, Faarooq, Crash Holly, Sho Funaki, Albert, Billy Gunn, Chuck Palumbo, Spike Dudley & Perry Saturn
I had to pause a couple times, but I think I got everyone.
Stasiak immediately runs at Bradshaw and gets tossed out, actually it's before the bell even rings. Test and Albert fighting outside the ring but still in it.
Oh, out comes Tazz! Is he in this too?
Hurricane's got the cape on! But Faarooq catches him. Bradshaw eliminates him, that's 2/2 eliminations by Bradshaw.
Heyman reminds us that throwing someone over the top rope in the old WCW was a DQ. Albert throws out Saturn. And Test knocks out Faarooq.
DDP is attacking Billy, this makes Chuck mad and he eliminates DDP. Is there something going on with Billy and Chuck? (don't answer this) Oh, and Storm kicks Chuck out.
Chavo Guerrero and Hugh Morrus both run out, are they in this now? What is going on. They toss out Justin Credible, then Funaki. And Raven too.
Billy picks up Chavo and throws him over the top in an impressive display of strength. Billy's probably completely winded now. Oh, and Morrus is out too.
Tazz eliminates Crash and Dreamer. Storm enzuigiris Spike out of the ring. Bradshaw's had enough of Richards and throws him out. Tazz is taunting Heyman and Billy pushes him out. Tazz wants a piece of Heyman, why does he feud with every announcer.
Albert is gone thanks to a group of Alliance guys. Bradshaw fallaway slams Kidman over the ropes! Lance Storm has hit some dropkicks, he's looking good here.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...