Survivor Series 2001
The storyline for this is that if the Alliance wins, the WWF closes up for good. Well gee okay, I wonder if that will actually happen.
Ha, Christian calls North Carolina "South Carolina".
WHOA Al Snow is back. What's this super generic music he's got? And where's he been lately?
Christian vs. Al Snow
Oh, Al Snow's been working on Tough Enough.
Snow goes for some quick covers. Christian hits a chop and the Carolina crowds know to WHOOOO those. "We want Edge" chant coming out now.
A couple times, Snow goes for a series of headbutts. Almost an unprettier. Snow hits a surprise powerbomb, barely a two count. Christian hits the unprettier now. A bunch of taunting, Snow almost gets a surprise rollup pin.
Crossbody from the top, reversed, two count again. Snow plow, but Christian's feet are on the ropes. Here's an unprettier, Christian wins the match.
The Alliance is fighting about who's leader.
Linda McMahon is here, she's concerned about everything. Michael Cole is concerned too. The 10 person match isn't 5 on 5, Vince made it 6 on 4.
William Regal vs. Tajiri
Regal blocks the first kick attempts, but now Tajiri's getting some shots in. Tarantula already! Regal's nose is bleeding already too. Handspring elbow, this thing's moving fast.
Tajiri gets hung up by his neck and this kills his momentum. Regal ducks some more kicks and gets a double underhook powerbomb, and this thing is already over.
Regal gives an extra powerbomb after the match for good measure. Out comes Torrie, she gets powerbombed too.
The intercontinental belt and US Championship are to be unified as one.
Test is hitting on Stacy Keibler. Edge talks about how he and Test are so similar, except Test gets dumped by lots of girls. Haha a Test impersonation.
Test vs. Edge
Lots of locking up early on and Test is working those heel tactics.
Test why are you so boring. He's got this match slowed to a crawl and then gets in a long rest hold. Edge fights back with a missile dropkick.
Edge fights off a superplex in the corner, tries a sunset flip from the top and Test says no.
Here comes the pump handle slam, Edge rolls out. Suplex evaded now, and Test with a spear! Edge kicks out at 2. Big boot ducked, here's the pump handle slam. Edge kicks out again.
Powerbomb countered into a headscissor, and a spear! Test kicks out of it this time. Test goes for another powerbomb and gets pinned in a rollup. US Championship is dead.
Oh no Stephanie is stressed out. Rich girl issues.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...