No time for the main event here, we've got a divas match with Trish as the guest ref.
Mighty Molly & Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson & Lita
You can tell the diva division is thriving when I can guess who's coming out and in what order before anyone makes their appearance.
Stacy and Torrie are not good wrestlers. And here comes Lita to make something happen in this match. Oh, nevermind.
Molly and Stacy double team Torrie into a crab. That's gonna be the best spot of this mess. Molly misses a splash two minutes after Torrie moved. Lita tries to do a Hardy Boyz move and it fails. But she gets a twist of fate and wins.
Stacy and Trish argue after the match.
Rock's return recently was from a suspension? I just assumed he was making movies or something.
Steve Austin vs. The Rock
Austin decides to attack Rock from behind during his entrance. Lots of brawling, they're out by the tables. Heyman is hiding in the corner. Over to the entrance now, and Austin is suplexed on the metal floor. And now Austin is flipped on his back again.
Whoops I'm catching some of the ring talk here as the cameras follow this outside the ring action closely.
Austin almost falls crotch first on the ropes, but he catches himself and gives the crowd the finger a few times.
Over to the announce table they go. There's no spanish speakers in the UK. Rock gets a low blow and they don't bust the table just yet. Now Rock is thrown on the table and is in danger of getting counted out.
Austin shoves aside Hebner, both of them give each other the finger. Crowd cheers on Hebner.
Rock with a Thesz press of his own and he's mocking Austin. Here's a sleeper hold, it slows things down for a couple minutes.
Austin with a boston crab now, he's had Rock in submission moves for a while now.
Reversal whip and Hebner gets squished. Rock with a spinebuster, then the sharpshooter. Hebner is out of it so Rock finally breaks the hold. But now Austin gets the sharpshooter on Rock. He looks awkward doing it, probably because of his weak knees. Rock reverses the hold again and in runs Angle with a chair, he hits Rock.
And out comes Jericho to attack Angle. Rock turns and sees Jericho with the chair and thinks it was his doing, oh god. Rock and Jericho going at it. Austin's here, he gets rock bottomed! Hebner's still dead, no count on the pin.
Angle is back to fight Rock. Angle's knocked out, and now Austin is down. People's elbow coming! Angle stops it. Stunner on Rock! Hebner's awake again, he counts the cover and Austin wins.
Star of the PPV: Steve Austin
Botch of the PPV: Bubba having to tell D-Von where to find the tables.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...