Chavo and Morrus walk in on Molly and she's weird.
Kurt Angle wants the Alliance to be the Knights of the Round Table.
Elimination tag team match: Dudley Boyz vs. APA vs. Hardy Boyz
Bubba calls out Matt Hardy to start. When Bradshaw gets tagged in, Matt wants to high five him, and Bradshaw just gives a DDT.
Jeff and Matt are double teaming Bradshaw, Jeff's doing it with a hat on. Fans want tables.
Faarooq in, wants a power bomb, Jeff tries a backslide and isn't strong enough. Dudleys want to go for the wassup, Bradshaw destroys everyone and does a fallaway slam from the 2nd rope.
Everyone's brawling, Dudleys give Faarooq a 3D. Matt gives him a twist of fate, APA is gone.
D-Von's looking for tables, Bubba says "other side". Here's the table. Jeff gets the Bubba bomb.
Jeff turns the tables with a low blow during a distraction. Hurricanrana and a two count. Matt's in the clear house. Jeff does one springboard, misses his second. Swanton coming, he misses. 3D on Matt, Dudleys win.
Rock and Jericho aren't getting along these days. They both get cheers and boos. The two are burying the hatchet. Or are they? Nope.
Ah, a UK PPV has to have Regal wrestling. He is everyone's role model.
William Regal vs. Tajiri
There's a "Regal sucks" chant and Tajiri hits a kick to Regal's face. Regal wants some grappling and covering, but he takes an enzuigiri instead.
Regal is waving, what a nice guy.
Tajiri gets hung on the ropes, and now we get a closeup shot of Regal stomping Tajiri's head. Probably shouldn't zoom in on a move such as that. Tajiri works the kicks again, reverse elbow and the tarantula!
Moonsault from Tajiri misses, Regal gets on the regal stretch and wins.
Tajiri breathes some green mist on Regal after the match.
Angle says Y2J is a Mickey Mouse name. The crowd has about zero reaction to his promo.
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho
Jericho hits three suplexes in a row, stealing moves from Angle. Angle hits his own suplex to retaliate.
After a dropkick, they're both outside to trade some blows. And ankle lock out of nowhere! But Jericho rolls over before it's locked in.
Sunset flip try but it doesn't hold. Armbar time, but now Jericho is hung on the ropes.
Angle catches Jericho and wants to put the walls on here, can't turn over Jericho. Nick Patrick has been pretty fair in this match, no bias yet.
Desperation enzuigiri from Jericho stops constant Angle pressure. Here's some chops, WOOOOO. And a neckbreaker and hurricanrana. Rollup, and Jericho gets the ankle lock on Kurt Angle! Over to the ropes he goes.
Now Angle's got the ankle lock, no, Jericho gets on the walls of Jericho! Rope break again.
Lionsault lands on the knees, Angle wants the olympic slam but Jericho gets a rollup and a cover. Angle does the heel thing after the match and does some olympic slams.
Michael Cole has finally asked the Rock an intriguing question. Rock makes some funny facial expressions here.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...