Christian says he was the better man in his old tag team pair and insults the Cardinals.
Ladder match: Christian vs. Edge
Christian gets to the ladder first but then suffers from a baseball slide. Both guys immediately head into the crowd for some brawling.
There's some elaborate setup of the laddder between the stairs and the barricade. Christian falls right on a rung. And now Christian jumps on the ladder to smack it in Edge's face.
Here's a chair, Edge elbows his way out and flips Christian onto the ladder. And now a slingshot into the ladder!
In comes ladder #2. They're both set up and a neckbreaker off the ladders. And now Christian hits a reverse DDT off the ladder.
Christian wants a conchairto, Edge pushes out and brings in a third ladder. The ladder is laid across two chairs, Edge splashes Christian on top of the ladder! Now the ladders are set in a triangle, Christian goes up and gets speared.
Up two ladders at once goes Christian, Edge hits him between the legs with a chair. A chair on top of the ladder! Edge gives him a conchairto on the top of the ladder! Edge gets the belt!
Spike Dudley is at WWF New York. Spike was dumped but he found a new girl.
By now I've already lost track of how many ridiculous partners Big Show has teamed up with.
Dudley Boyz vs. Big Show & Tajiri
Big Show wiggles his rear as his tries to squash D-Von. Who wants to see this. And Tajiri does a cannonball to the outside, perfectly executed.
Both guys in the ring down, ref misses a face tag and the Dudleys get a free wassup. Tajiri goes way too far up on a powerbomb and he counters into a DDT on Bubba. Big Show gets hot tagged in and he does a taunt reminiscent of Razor Ramon's.
Tajiri tags himself in for some reason. He's got the tarantula on! And now he does a handspring, he doesn't botch it like Torrie.
Green mist! It gets the ref in the face. Big show with a chokeslam. Rhyno's here, he gores Big Show! Tajiri is still kicking. 3D! Dudleys get the win, Big Show is made to look weak as hell.
Booker T is ready to take on the Undertaker. Oh god no, don't bury Booker T too.
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA
Booker T vs. Undertaker
Booker T doesn't care about turning off motorcycles, he jumps Taker right away. JR points out that October is a big month for both men because they both won a PPV event in a past October. Oh.
Taker's really working on the arm with some armbars and whatnot. Booker T wants to use the ring bell but can't.
Into the crowd they go. Some guy's holding two beers and Booker T runs into him and he's spilling all over his shirt.
Missile dropkick from Booker T. Now he delivers the knee and wants the spinaroonie, but Taker's got a big boot. Sidewalk slam is countered and there's a two count.
Both guys are trading big moves and two counts. Leaping kick and here's the SPINAROONIE! Some of the crowd likes it now. Scissorkick and Taker gets his foot on the rope during the cover.
Booker T is punching away in the corner, Undertaker grabs him and does the last ride and wins.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...