And here's where I left off.
No Mercy 2001
Oh hey RVD is already getting a title shot.
Oh hey Ivory and Molly are with the WCW guys. Lance Storm's been opening a lot of PPVs lately.
Hardy Boyz vs. Lance Storm & Hurricane
Hurricane gets a hip toss and poses, yes. But now the Hardys are tossing him around. And Jeff's taking on two guys at once, and Matt interrupts a double team attempt.
From the top rope, Hurricane leaps outside onto every, flying with his cape. JR takes this moment to remind everyone about all the wrestling history in St. Louis.
Jeff caught in peril for a while, he runs up the turnbuckle and corkscrew moonsaults to get some momentum, Matt hot tagged in. Hurricane ducks the springboard and almost gets a rollup pin. Leg drop, and hurricane kicks out.
Everyone's in now, double superkick, Lance is dumped out. Lita and Molly collide, Ivory is in too. Storm puts on the half crab and trips while doing it, Lita with hurricanrana. Twist of fate, swanton, Hardys win.
RVD's not really on anyone's side except his own. Michael Cole drops Vince's jacket.
Ugh, Test? I'm not hyped for this next match.
Test vs. Kane
I don't know how much this is worth commentating. They botch a spot where Test gets tossed in a hangman. Kane press slams Test out of the ring. Nick Patrick lets some blatant DQing go.
Test has a busted lip. Some stuff happens, including way too many sidewalk slams. Test hits a big boot, which is the one move he can usually do well. Chokeslam, and Nick Patrick counts slow.
Eventually Kane wants to chokeslam the ref and Test, but then he takes a big boot and loses. Kane chokeslams the ref a couple times in anger.
Coach interviews Debra and she avoids swearing for Stone Cold.
Matt almost got caught staring at another girl. The promo for this lingerie match is Sunny's old theme.
Lingerie match: Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson
Stacy can do cartwheels, that's gonna be the most impressive move this whole match. Ref Jack Doan is the luckiest man in this match.
Torrie did some bounce off the ropes backflip and it was horrible. And she gets the pin off of it.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...