my mom told me tomorrow's mother's day
so I told her that it's also glorious minah's 19th birthday <3
.... and she tells me I should try to talk to her, and so we had this strange conversation of "yeah, she's going to just randomly go out with me out of the millions of other fans she's got following her" vs "oh I know! you should send her a happy birthday message, and tell her that you're canadian! I'm sure she'd be interested that someone all the way from canada likes her!"
in my dreams T_T