I am the queen of unintentionally hurting myself. Cut myself with a box cutter once in the stomach and didn't cut my shirt. It was weird.
Once I stepped off a curb and broke my ankle, true story. I broke my nose off the safe at work, and sprained my rotator cuff just yesterday and I'm in a sling for 5 days. I love myself.
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Ryoko
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