Wow, even BETTER:
"Ah, you're a nice...guy? You're a guy under there right? Like the Master Shake?"
Zeromus just did his approximation of smiling. "Under...where? What do you mean?"
The guy downed the shot and nearly toppled over. "You sure you haven't seen Quistis? She was so hot, man..."
Zeromus silenced the guy with a suckling semi-kiss, attaching his dangly bit to the guy's face in a show of affection. You know, like all the kids did. "I have completed the small talk and the buying of drinks rituals and now I have shown my obvious interest. Shall we proceed to my room for more?"
The guy's glasses were now hanging off of one earlobe precariously, most of his face covered in oozing blood from the force of Zeromus' appendage. "I...huh?"
Zeromus sighed. Even Cecil Harvey hadn't been this stubborn.
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Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword