Sausage: 8/10 (breakfast sausage dipped in maple syrup so good)
Scrambled eggs: 8.5/10 (fried over hard much better, but scrambled is still pretty f***ing good, plus very versatile.)
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The most dangerous thing in the world is a bored Marine
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