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Topic	I miss dorm shenanigans / pranks from college >_> What were yours?
SydneySweenHero 02/12/22 11:29:20 AM #1:	idk if mine was "normal" or not, but when I was dorming, stuff like this would happen all the time >_> -Every white board that was hanging on a door always had a dick drawn on it, sometimes in great detail. -If someone's computer was unlocked, their homepage would be changed to [non-veggie rotate] site, or we would screencap their desktop and set it as the wallpaper, then hide all the icons so they would click on the fake image. -My friend got a subwoofer and the first thing he did was download tentacle hentai porn and blasted it for 5 minutes out his window lol (he later became an orthopedist >_>) -When some staff was showing the dorm to a bunch of parents of prospective students for the next year, at least half the dorm was doing stuff like blasting porn, cursing really loudly over nothing, yelling stuff like "man! I sure love freshmen girls! They make me so randy!" or just walk around in their underwear. One guy went shirtless and started chanting "Freshmen girls! Freshmen girls!" in the hallway (he became some finance guy for Goldman Sachs later on). No one ever got in trouble surprisingly >_> Probably because they would literally have to punish most of the floor of 50 people and figured it wasn't worth the trouble lol -If someone was in a stall pooping, we would go to the stall next to them with a squirt bottle of water, squeeze it into the toilet and then slowly move over and hit their shoes with the stream. They would always freak the fuck out lol -We were on the 3rd floor and went down to the 2nd floor and messed around with their common area, like flipping tables and chairs over. And when we were leaving, we started chanting "1st floor rules! 1st floor rules!". So they "retaliated" shortly afterwards by going to the 1st floor and fucking with their common area, thinking it was us. No one ever found out it was really the 3rd floor lol -Some random guy from another floor would come up and just take massive shits in one of our stalls and never flushed. We called him the toilet terrorist and we didn't find out who it was for at least 2 months. -10 of us were hanging around in someone's room just talking and one of the guys left and said "Good night". Someone else was in the room with his gf and immediately turned to her and said "Speaking of good night, let's go have sex." and they both just left back to their room. Everyone was like what the fuck lol -A couple of guys would just randomly walk through the hallway naked to the bathroom just to get reactions. One time, a guy and girl both went through the hallway naked and then started loudly banging in the shower and you could hear it from the common area >____> She was kinda flat tho, so there wasn't too much to see when she walked by lol Anyone else have fun experiences like this in the dorm? Share them, CE! --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962587092] in I miss dor... [t:79895885]...</cite> <quote>idk if mine was "normal" or not, but when I was dorming, stuff like this would happen all the time >_> -Every white board that was hanging on a door always had a dick drawn on it, sometimes in great detail. -If someone's computer was unlocked, their homepage would be changed to [non-veggie rotate] site, or we would screencap their desktop and set it as the wallpaper, then hide all the icons so they would click on the fake image. -My friend got a subwoofer and the first thing he did was download tentacle hentai porn and blasted it for 5 minutes out his window lol (he later became an orthopedist >_>) -When some staff was showing the dorm to a bunch of parents of prospective students for the next year, at least half the dorm was doing stuff like blasting porn, cursing really loudly over nothing, yelling stuff like "man! I sure love freshmen girls! They make me so randy!" or just walk around in their underwear. One guy went shirtless and started chanting "Freshmen girls! Freshmen girls!" in the hallway (he became some finance guy for Goldman Sachs later on). No one ever got in trouble surprisingly >_> Probably because they would literally have to punish most of the floor of 50 people and figured it wasn't worth the trouble lol -If someone was in a stall pooping, we would go to the stall next to them with a squirt bottle of water, squeeze it into the toilet and then slowly move over and hit their shoes with the stream. They would always freak the fuck out lol -We were on the 3rd floor and went down to the 2nd floor and messed around with their common area, like flipping tables and chairs over. And when we were leaving, we started chanting "1st floor rules! 1st floor rules!". So they "retaliated" shortly afterwards by going to the 1st floor and fucking with their common area, thinking it was us. No one ever found out it was really the 3rd floor lol -Some random guy from another floor would come up and just take massive shits in one of our stalls and never flushed. We called him the toilet terrorist and we didn't find out who it was for at least 2 months. -10 of us were hanging around in someone's room just talking and one of the guys left and said "Good night". Someone else was in the room with his gf and immediately turned to her and said "Speaking of good night, let's go have sex." and they both just left back to their room. Everyone was like what the fuck lol -A couple of guys would just randomly walk through the hallway naked to the bathroom just to get reactions. One time, a guy and girl both went through the hallway naked and then started loudly banging in the shower and you could hear it from the common area >____> She was kinda flat tho, so there wasn't too much to see when she walked by lol Anyone else have fun experiences like this in the dorm? Share them, CE! --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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