SydneySweenHero posted...
-Got rid of all the skeletons that wander around at night attacking people in Hyrule Field
-Kakariko Village got an economic boom and had more immigrants move in
-There's an abundance of plant in Kokiri Forest now
-Stopped the Gorons from eating through Death Mountain, thus decreasing the risk of avalanches from their carelessness
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cool and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
-Protected the border from those dirty Gerudos to stop them from coming in and stealing all the Hylian men
-Lon Lon Ranch is in its most profitable year yet
The only bad thing was that Hyrule Castle Town got destroyed by some natural disaster and the drought in Lake Hylia seems a little severe that year. But otherwise Hyrule was a net improvment from 7 years prior.
Please stop trolling, this copypasta was never funny.