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TopicAnybody remember that one porn star that broke that one guys dick?
JlM
01/06/22 12:24:51 PM
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Years ago my Mom called me at 2:30 in the morning. I woke up, answered, and she told me my Dad was having surgery.

"Fuck, is he okay? What happened?"

"He.....broke his...he broke his penis".

I just sighed and hung up. I didn't need that shit.

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